MAN3FEST V.1

2008-10-02T16:26:00.000-07:00

The first vendetta was September 30, 2008. Amber Elke was the target. My home was t.p.ed with 72 rolls of toilet paper. So we picked up Amber's brother Nick and toilet papered him with 72 rolls of toilet paper. (note the breathing tube) Unfortunately after 30ish rolls Nick felt lightheaded and passed out so we quickly removed him from his wrap job. Needless to say the point was made. The battle continues...

This is My Vendetta...

2008-10-02T15:53:00.000-07:00

the v team is working internationally around the clock plotting, scheming and dreaming of ways for our global conquest.

the history of toilet paper

2008-10-01T23:32:00.001-07:00

a little wikipedia to get things started.

Although paper had been known as a wrapping and padding material in China since the 2nd century BC, the first use of toilet paper in human history dates back to the 6th century AD, in early medieval China. In 589 AD the scholar-official Yan Zhitui (531–591) wrote about the use of toilet paper:

"Paper on which there are quotations or commentaries from Five Classics or the names of sages, I dare not use for toilet purposes".

During the later Tang Dynasty (618–907 AD) a Muslim Arab traveler to China in the year 851 AD remarked:

"They (the Chinese) are not careful about cleanliness, and they do not wash themselves with water when they have done their necessities; but they only wipe themselves with paper."

During the early 14th century (Yuan Dynasty) it was recorded that in modern-day Zhejiang province alone there was an annual manufacturing of toilet paper amounting in ten million packages of 1,000 to 10,000 sheets of toilet paper each. During the Ming Dynasty (1368–1644 AD), it was recorded in 1393 that 720,000 sheets of toilet paper (two by three feet in size) were produced for the general use of the Imperial court at the capital of Nanjing.^[2] From the records of the Imperial Bureau of Supplies (Bao Chao Si) of that same year, it was also recorded that for Emperor Hongwu's imperial family alone, there were 15,000 sheets of special soft-fabric toilet paper made, and each sheet of toilet paper was even perfumed.
To read more check out the rest of this fascinating story:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilet_paper